The 78-year old star has been in the hospital for the last few days and has had to miss a fundraiser honoring her. Be well!

Lady Gaga is set to perform at the Grammies and everyone's expecting her to do some crazy, crazy shit. For maximum shock value, I recommend she go full on Andy Kaufman and try to do a sincere tap dance before announcing that she's quitting music to become a full time professional foxy boxer, or just get onstage in a D.A.R.E. tee shirt and read the 2011 IRS tax code for 10 minutes. [MTV]
Shockingly, teen heartthrob Justin Bieber "does not give good love advice." Hold on a hot second. Are you suggesting that someone who is legally a child might not be the best source of expert advice on my adult love life? But who am I going to turn to about the intricacies of dating someone with a complicated past now, if not Justin Bieber? How am I going to learn about keeping the love alive after I've been married for 20 years, if not by consulting Justin Bieber? I'm lost. [Digital Spy]
There's already a sequel for that Captain America movie in the works, even though the first Captain America doesn't come out until July. Nothing is more Captain American than putting all of your eggs in one star spangled basket. Maybe they can get Christina Aguilera to sing the theme song of the second movie and mess up the words. [Perez]
For the first time since undergoing an undisclosed surgery in early December Aretha Franklin made an appearance at the Pistons/Heat game last night. If only the same could be said for the Detroit Pistons.[Showbiz Spy]
Liam Gallagherhas vowed to buy 900 sausage dogs. Noel Gallagher will soon vow to punch him in response. [Sun]
John Hamm is still working on a deal for the next season of Mad Men. Here's a deal that I suggest to Mad Men's writers: get that shit straightened out. The last episode of the last season was all sorts of horrible. It was like watching The Fonz ride his motorcycle off a ramp and stop in midair to perform some card tricks. [Express]
Mario Lopez cheated on wife-to-be Ali Landry at his bachelor party. I hope Ali has a doctor who is liberal with prescriptions for antibiotics. [Mail Online]
Usher used to party with P Diddy when he was like 14. Maybe if he would have been spending that time in school rather than at parties, he wouldn't be writing radio hits that attempted to rhyme "make love" and "in this club." Club and love don't rhyme! THEY DO NOT RHYME! [Contact Music]
Tonya Harding is pregnant with her first child and is reportedly "super excited." [Showbiz Spy]
Are John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan engaged? I hope so, because this might mean that John will have fodder to write a song called "Opposite Jack and Diane" and write about a middle aged guy who leaves his wife to be with a movie star. Two American jerks doing the best they can. [Perez]
Angelina Jolie is not adopting a Hatian child. At this point, speculation on whether or not the Jolie-Pitt Tee Ball Team will be adding additional members could be most efficiently tracked in a publication that I suggest be called International Orphan Weekly. Where will we speculate that Jolie adopt from next? What's in the news? Egypt? Tunisia? Jordan? I can't wait for my newest issue to arrive. [Digital Spy]
Tom Cruise is wrapping up the contract signing and i dotting and t crossing that will give him the lead role in the movie version of Rock of Ages. I hope Bret Michaels makes a cameo wherein he is knocked down by a piece of the set, slapstick style. [Perez]
Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL on March 5. I PREDICT A LOT OF YELLING. [Showbiz Spy]
Jennifer Lopez says her husband Mark Anthony wants more children. [HuffPo]
Die Hard 5 is going to happen. Zombie Bruce Willis returns from the grave to battle a cabal of drug-slinging Eastern Europeans with impeccable cheekbones and subpar post-punch one-liners. [Digital Spy]