Best Comment Of The Day in response to Why Are Women Always Freezing Cold?:

My doctor told me he could cure my persistent frigidity with a vibrator, but he's really old-fashioned like that.

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Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Dies During Illegal Butt-Enhancement Surgery:

I know a simple, all-natural method for butt enlargement. I call it "Cake and Squats".

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Best Comment Of The Day in response to Can Facebook Replace Pimps?:

Maybe it's just a misunderstanding of the 'Poke' button? (Edit comment)

Best Comment Of The Day in response to $1.5 Million Shipment Of Condoms Goes Missing:

I have identified several suspects.

Sarah Palin: who has taken to hunting boatloads of prophylactics to spread the abstinence-only word. And because she's run out of polar bears. I'm pretty sure she can see Malaysia from her house.

Catholic sanctioned theivery: condoms are bad, so a crack team of Pope-approved sneak-thieves are on the lose, aiming to bring about a world-wide shortage of love-gloves.

Adventurous chefs: following Jezebel's promotion yesterday of the alluring and delicious-looking condom salad, either someone is making a really huge condom salad, or perhaps we have inspired condom-sushi? They are Japanese condoms after all.

Horny Pirates.

Merpeople. Do you have any idea how tricky it is to get to Planned Parenthood when they are all on dry land?

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