Porn Star Doesn't Take Money To Talk About Sheen Bender

The grossest part about adult film actress Kacey Jordan‘s tale about partying with Sheen before he was hospitalized has nothing to do with excessive drugs, porn and babysitting his children. It’s that Sheen’s team tries to discredit her character.

Jordan matter-of-factly first recounted her night with Sheen to TMZ — seemingly on-the-fly, outside of a residence or bar or something? — in a manner that one would expect of a 22-year-old: giggling amidst her concern and impressed with Sheen’s capacity for partying. But today, she was a little more serious, appearing on Good Morning America to give another forthright account of her evening of excess with Sheen, a real estate lawyer, a few other hired companions, and about $20,000 worth of cocaine (she cleaned the up the details a little for the morning crowd). What she revealed today is that Sheen asked her to live in a $250,000 a month rented mansion, where he wanted to spend his retirement with a harem of porn stars, and requested that she be able to babysit his children occasionally while he gets brainfaced. He even had a contract and lawyer present to seal the deal.

Sheen’s attorney (we’re thinking it’s not the one who was present for his freebasing binge) responded to Jordan’s interview on GMA by accusing her of being an “opportunistic” woman who’s taking advantage of a man who is so noble that he’s decided to check into rehab all by himself:

It is a shame that during this time while Mr. Sheen has sought treatment on his own, opportunistic women are trying to take advantage of his celebrity status.

However, Jordan didn’t ask GMA for any money for her story, nor did she charge licensing fees of any of her photos. Basically, she just had a big story about a crazy night, and she wanted to get it out. Sheen’s people are assholes for trying to write off his poor behavior—which will negatively affected the salaries of nearly 300 crew members of his sitcom—on “opportunistic women.” That’s not the problem here. Moreover, whatever Jordan’s motives (and in this case they’re certainly not financial), Sheen’s level of partying doesn’t exactly breed discretion.