Today's best comments are delectable.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Criminal Mastermind Steals Girl Scouts' Cookie Money:

I wonder if the thief had an accomplice Tagalong®?

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Criminal Mastermind Steals Girl Scouts' Cookie Money:

She was once a Scout. But when she grew too old to comfortably participate with the other Scouts, she was thrown out onto her rump. Abandoned, alone, she wallowed in her grief until one day! Her alter ego was formed!

The Brownie Bandit!

Striking fear and tears into the minds of Girl Scouts coast to coast. Keep your cookie money close to your pouch because that woman isn't just helping an old lady across the street, she's casing your cookie stand for the right moment to strike!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to The Future Of Food Is All-You-Can-Breathe Buffets:

And what will they charge for this experience? If I'm only getting the smell of the food, I think I should only have to pay them the sound of my money.

Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to :

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Best Comment Of The Day in response to No Penalty For Pharmacist Who Refused Anti-Bleeding Drug To Woman:

Coming up next!

I refuse to give you anti-depressant as you may be depressed because of your abortion, as all women are.

I refuse to give you medication to deal with your cancer, as you obviously got that cancer because of your abortion as all women do.

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Best Comment Of The Day in response to Teen Mom Models For Motorcycle Calendar:

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Everything in its right place.



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