Today's best comments aim to please.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to School Cancels Cross Dressing Day For Promoting Alternative Lifestyles:

"Everyone knows if a 7-year-old boy wears a pink shirt, he'll definitely become gay"

Unless it's a Lacoste polo with the collar popped. That's means he'll grow up to be a douche.

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Masturbating Topless In Van Arrested For Gun Possession:

Did she cock the gun?

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Woman Masturbating Topless In Van Arrested For Gun Possession:

What a glock-tease.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Gwyneth Paltrow Simply Loathes Mingling WithPlebes & Riffraff:

When I was at the theater watching Country Strong I saw Gwyneth Paltrow. She didn't even stay through the entire movie, she ended up going to the dressing room, taking a fistful of pills and dying. SO.RUDE.

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