Enjoy a free sample of today's best comments.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to "Designer Vagina" Doctor Sued For Sexual Harassment:

This is why I only buy knockoff designer vaginas. I swear, you can only tell if you look close!

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Golden Globes Gossip Galore!:

Look, I love the kid just as much as any other tweenager, but I had no idea Justin Bieber had more than one song.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Opposites Neither Attract Nor Last:

Damn, does this mean I need to break it off with MC Skat Kat?



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