There must've been a camera assigned exclusively to train its lens on Brad and Angie throughout the entire three hours of last night's Golden Globes. Mostly, they were boring—except for when they did some PDA and grooming!

Mostly they sat.

And clapped.


Sometimes they stood and clapped.

The cameraman must've wet him/herself when this little moment was caught.


And then there was this gem.

Eventually, the night devolved into a series of these.


Quick! Someone call a body language expert!