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Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lady Tears Are Total Bonerkillers:

Yeah, but lady-boners are total tearkillers.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Images You Should Not Masturbate To:

Is the subtitle "Rush Limbaugh's Vacation Slides"?

Best Comment Of The Day in response to An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston And Her Agent:

Is no one concerned that Anniston is not being allowed to play women in her own age range? She is still getting stuck in these 20-something roles and it's starting to get weird. Not as weird as "She's Out of Your League" when the girl is clearly in his league, but STILL. She can't grow as an actress if her agent is determined to cram her into a) terrible goddamn scripts that are b) written for a post-teen.

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Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston And Her Agent:

How about a conversation with Adam Sandler's agent:

Agent: So, in this next one you're a smooth ladykiller who lands Brooklyn Decker and ultimately Jennifer Anniston.

(high fives)

Sandler: Now that's what I'm talking about! Did you get the fruit basket I sent you for the last one where I'm a fireman stud who lands Jessica Biel?

(assistant walks into the office)

Assistant: So who's playing the robot?

Agent & Sandler: Robot?

Assistant: Yeah. It's clearly science fiction because there's no other way your ugly, schlubby, unfunny middle-aged ass is landing 20-something hotties.

Agent: You're fired.

Assistant: Actually I quit. I sold my screenplay.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sisters Win Kidney In Exchange For Kidney:

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but a kidney for a kidney, well, that makes the world pissed.

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