Today's best comments give us something to sing about.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to The Female Praying Mantis Was Framed!:
"But eating the head does cause the body to ejaculate faster."
I can recall a few times when this information would have been greatly appreciated.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to On Fox News, Wearing Uggs Is For "Babes, For Women":
When you see a guy reach for Uggs instead of Frye
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.
When you spot a John wearing sheepskin in the rain
Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane.
When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
For the boots that make everyone LOL
Call it sad, call it funny.
But it's better than even money
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.
When you see a Joe saving half of his dough
You can be sure there'll be shearling in it for some doll.
When a bum buys Uggs like a bum can't afford
It's a cinch that the bum is under the heel of some little broad.
When you meet a mug lately out of the jug
And he's still wearing the latest Uggs
Call it a fashion faux pas
Or just say "HA HA HA HA!"
But the guy's only doing it for some doll.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Support Our Troops! Unless They Need Abortions:
I think the actual Republican Mantra is "Support Our Troops! (unless they are gay, need abortions, need mental health care, want hospitals that aren't rat infested, want to go to college, want to become citizens, cost rich tax payers any money in any way etc.)
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Your Pregnant Cravings Will Become Your Baby's Cravings:
This is why I like rum & coke so much.
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