Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww schools us on fist-pumping protocol. Also, thanks to Coco, now we know that there's such a thing as a facial for your pussy (not cat).

I had a kitty facial for the 1st time at Blu Salon!Its a facial to your cooch area.Funny huh?They steam & moisturize it.Makes it super soft!less than a minute ago via web


I'd love to get a dp!! Hell I can't find two guys BRAVE enough to handle me!! Lolless than a minute ago via Echofon


At the Library. This 5 year old girl tried to take out Valley of The Dolls VHS and FREAKED out when the clerk wouldn't let her! LOLz!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter


Is my look fab or overkill? than a minute ago via web

Kourtney Kardashian

Okay so who here has seen Queen Elizabeth II wearing 3D glasses? Because I have and it was wonderful.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Simon Pegg

@oprah made a tracc for Prince Williams bachelor party #WET.. dropn it @ 4:20 pm PST on need ya to play it on ya showless than a minute ago via web

Snoop Dogg

Elderly woman in line to board plane turned around and blew a long silent powerful burp onto my faceless than a minute ago via Twittelator

Sarah Silverman

Mattafact this how you do it, brush your teeth, throw some listerine in there too at the same time man.Your shit gon be on fire but it work!less than a minute ago via web

Ghostface Killah

Thanks for putting this up, mom. than a minute ago via TwitBird

Damon Lindelof