Today's best comments have a great ring to them.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Ridiculous Diamond Breaks Record For Being Ridiculous:

Overheard In London:

"William, is there some reason I'm wearing a hand me down on my finger when this was available?"

Best Comment Of The Day in response to 10-Shot Cut Of Espresso Is "Pure Thunder":

Day 12: Still no sleep. Pulse now down to 250 bpm. Tried to count threads on carpet but had to stop when floor started to talk to me with voice of Sir Ian McKellen. Bats now trying to eat my face. Go away, bats. Go awaaaay!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Blame Disney For Our Royal Wedding Excitement:

Our excitement about Disney is Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria's fault.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Mom Stops Wedding By Accusing Daughter Of Terrorism:

This was a rough way to find out that I have a 33 year old sister.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to DWTS Audience Boos Bristol:

Can't Brandy get a bunch of Alaskans to write her in next time?



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