Today's best comments are Madgestic.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus:

Mel Gibson is totally her eHarmony match.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to I Pledge Allegiance To Her Madgesty:

I pledge allegiance to her Madgesty
of the United States of Glamerica,
and to the Materials for Which She Stands, One Closet under Amex, with glitter and sequins for all.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to I Pledge Allegiance To Her Madgesty:

So, a disco ball, Be-Dazzler, and angry cat walk into a bar...

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sarah Palin's Non-Political Show Is Still Pretty Political:

Don't bother to set your DVR, Palin plans to quit halfway through the first season anyway.

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