Today's best comments are on point.

‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day in response to Vogue Is Quite Relieved That Senator Is Skinny Now:

A candidate with something to say
But her weight loss gets in the way
I might be a rogue
But I'm not reading Vogue
If this is the best they can play.

‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Vogue Is Quite Relieved That Senator Is Skinny Now:

Thank goodness! I was seriously worried that Vogue would try to talk politics.

Crisis averted.

‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day in response to Vogue Is Quite Relieved That Senator Is Skinny Now:

Yogurt and shoes, girlfriend! This might bother me, but that home lobotomy I performed with rolled up pages of Vogue keeps me feeling fine and dandy.

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‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day in response to Antoine Dodson Pitches A Sex-Offender Tracking App:

"Based on your current location, they are rapin' everybody up in here.

Recommendations for kids: hide them.

Recommendations for wife/husband: hide them."



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