Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki doesn't take herself too seriously, Chelsea Handler has started a Demi Moore-type self-portrait trend, and Kanye has thoughts on the word "baby."

I guess I was on South Park last night? I don't watch that show. Was it funny? I loved the skits on Regis & Kelly and Jimmy Kimmel...less than a minute ago via web

Teresa Giudice

This is my demi moore bikini picture, but with clothes than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Chelsea Handler

Oh yeah @chelseahandler Check it. than a minute ago via Echofon

Jenny McCarthy

I think it's only ok for a dude to call you baby if they're a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hoopingless than a minute ago via web

Kanye West

nice hallway chat w/ Tina Fey, then discover big dry skin chunk on face! Cheers 2 my asst 4 letting me walk around ... than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Andy Cohen

No is the new yes. Used to say yes to everything now all i want to do is stay home with harry + watch tv So to all invitations a blanket NO!less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

Isaac Mizrahi

People, can we just agree that all politicians, straight or gay, use prostitutes, and get on to important issues facing us?less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

Roger Ebert

These days, can a writer *just* write, or must she teach and lecture and blog and tweet and make videos and Vooks and bake a cherry pie?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Susan Orlean

I miss swvless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

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