Today's best comments are haunting.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Nora Ephron Will Head Huffington Post's New Divorce Section:

Genius plan by Ephron.

1. Create movies that give people unrealistic romantic expectations

2. When their romances inevitably because of said expectations create a source for advice.

3. Profit!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Female Journalism Students Strip Down For Putin's Birthday:

That sound you hear is ol' Vlad hammering his sickle with the red hand of the People.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Amazing "Talking" Ape Books Sit Down With Oprah:

"Kanzi, I heard that you havent seen your mother and sister in 15 years, is this true?"
*types in yes*
"Well, we tried to get them here but we couldn't so they are on skype right now, can you turn to the screen to see them?"
*types in hello*
"Well, actually, I'm kidding they are in the green room and want to come out and meet you and then we are sending you all to AUSTRALIA!!!!"
*home please, away from crazy human*

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lady Gaga Hires Ghostbusters:

The Michael Lohan Center For Women Who Can't Rehab Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. Such as.

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• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Lady Gaga Hires Ghostbusters:



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