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Best Comment Of The Day in response to Nipple-Sucking Doctor Acquitted:

They need to nip this guy's practice in the bud before he cons another sucker with his old midwives' trick.

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Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Nipple-Sucking Doctor Acquitted:

Can I try an old midwives' trick on you, doctor? It's called a cock punch, and it's known to cure rank douchery.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to User's Guide: Mercury In Retrograde:

I can't wait to hear what Jeremy Piven blames on mercury this year.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Cheats On Angie With Flight Attendant:

Khloe and the Khlorine Teknician - Koming Soon to E!

Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to This Week In Tabloids: Brad Cheats On Angie With Flight Attendant:

When they were caught in the act, the flight attendant grabbed two beers, open the emergency hatch, and fled via the inflatable slide.

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