Today in Tweet Beat, Mindy Kaling validates our existence by acknowledging it, Chris Brown is happy that his life is getting better, and 50 Cent has some fashion advice.

#1 single in the country and the #1 movie in the country. life has turned around for me.i couldnt be more happier. thanks to the fansless than a minute ago via web

Chris Brown

Tweetin with my gunnar glasses on trick! u aint got these suckas. get ur money right ima get like 50 new hoes wit than a minute ago via Twitpic


Betty White, at 88, looked great at the Emmys in a waterproof dress that was split up the back. Jack Kevorkian followed her around all nightless than a minute ago via web

Joan Rivers

A huge victory for me at last night's Emmys. That's right, my wife let me have the aisle seat.less than a minute ago via web

Conan O'Brien

At least once a day I try to say "I'm a doctor, damn it!" Ala deforest kelly of star trek fame.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Kate Walsh

Jack Nicholson's son gave his frat brothers a Mansion tour Sunday while all the girls were sunbathing. Happy pledges.less than a minute ago via Twitterrific

Hugh Hefner

#themodernfamily is together because they could never imagine being apart. wear loveless than a minute ago via web

Kelly K. Bensimon

Don't you love when the media uses the word 'socialite' to describe a woman who does absolutely nothing...less than a minute ago via txt

Billy Corgan