Today's best comments looked beautiful, even when standing next to their hotter, more famous sisters.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Much Ado About Rachel Maddow's Smokin' Hotness: "New, from Acme! It's Homoff! By applying this magical filter to your favorite homosexual personalities, you can reveal their TRUE BEAUTY. Rachel Maddow? Boring brunette butch. But wait! Apply some Homoff and she's a blonde babe ready to rock your socks! John Waters? Fey mustachioed fruit. But scrub him with some Homoff and he's more John Wayne! Satisfy your Freudian need to cram everyone into narrow definitions of sexuality and attractiveness. After all, it's all about how comfortable you are with other's self-expression, isn't it?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to This Week In Tabloids: Tom's Daughter Hates Katie, Is Moving In With Nicole: "When my sister and I go to the beach together, we LOVE doing a BIKINI BODY WAR. First I tell her she has her HOTTEST BODY EVER, then she screams No!!! YOU have YOUR HOTTEST BODY EVER! And then she will stab me in the neck with her trident and I will rip out her eyeballs and eat them! ETA: I HAVE MY HOTTEST BODY EVER!!!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Contest: Win A Complete Set Of Mad Men Barbie Dolls!: "I want to do this just so I can get the Betty doll and give her an unflattering hair cut." You say: "I want to put her in a sensible pantssuit and make her get a job." •
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