Well! You learn something new every day. And thanks to the best comment of the day, you can learn three new things:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Palin Speaks Jibberish To Express Her Xenophobia:

Oh, good! I didn't know it was making up words day! Here, let me try some:

moronglophile- Someone who is entirely too enamored with their own ignorance.

exploitiphobia- Compulsively exploiting tragic events for personal gain.

fuckwittedxenophobilia - Being both a fuck wit and xenophobic and lauding them as patriotic strengths.

I like mine better than hers.

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