Today's best comments will have you singing "Under the sea."

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Britons Looking For Bieber More Than Gaga: "Is he grabbing his crotch in that picture? Maybe trying to find out if his balls have dropped?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to World Cup-Predicting Octopus Is Right, And German Fans Want Him Dead: "Wait a sec, Paul is an octopus? I thought the walrus was Paul." You say: "The undersea garden to which they invited you to accompany them belongs to Paul." And: "I thought Paul was a Beatle." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to This Summer's Must-Have Accessory Is A Certain Type Of Human Being:

"I'm sorry, we can't be friends anymore."
"What, why?"
"Your gay clashes with my wardrobe. I need a spring gay and you're totally a winter."

Reminder: Writing "COTD" after a comment is discouraged. If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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