Don't drink anything while reading Tuesday's best comments, unless you want your beverage to shoot out of your nose.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Let's Get Physical: "That outfit is only appropriate for a Richard Simmons memorial service." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Behold: The Worst Tattoo Ever: "Coming soon from Stieg Larsson—The Girl with the Poo Tattoo." • Special Mention Jpeg Of The Day: here!

DON'T FORGET: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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