Thirsty Thursday! I certainly plan on guzzling a cocktail or four later… so let's toast, because the best comments today are pretty freakin' awesome:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Crocs Save Little Boy's Life: "Tot crocs block shocks? Hock birkenstocks." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What To Wear When You Want To Repel Men: "Hammer Pants: keeping you from touching this since 1990." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Most Female Celebs Are Overrated, Says Random Angry Dude: "66 Women That Make Way More Money Than I Do And Therefore Threaten My Manliness."

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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