It's Tuesday already, and the best comments of the day are smart, well-balanced… and fragrant!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Bombshell" McGee Embraces Anti-Semitism, Denies Racism: "The interviewer responds that Anti-Semitism is a form of racism. "That's your view on that. I don't see it that way," McGee says. I get it! She's not anti-semetic, she's anti-semantics!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Mandles: The Man Candles That Stink. Literally. "A song to add to my upcoming musical, Rent: As if it were told by my dad: "Light My Candle/Pull My Finger." And! "While some manthusiasts might find this manvention mantastic, I'm personally enmanraged that the Manglish manglage has been so mangled" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Girl Forced To Apologize For Own Assault:

Things my pastors did:
1. Adopted a mentally ill teenager from foster care and moved his entire family to Alaska so that she could have access to better mental health services (they apparently had good state mental health care at the time).
2. Told us that hating gays was not part of Jesus's agenda.
3. Taught us that the only difference between rich people and poor people was luck and that it was our responsibility to help others.

Things my pastors did not do:
1. Humiliate innocent teenage girls.

I think you may want to seek another line of work, Phelps.

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