Thirsty Thursday! Raise a glass and give a hearty Skål to the best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heavenly Bodies: "The bride knew a bridesmaid had gone missing in the bustling mishap but in her happiness, thought nothing of the weight of her train." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Older Singles Having More Sex - But What's "Single," Anyway? : "Ok, so I kind of promised to not divorce my husband, but now I'm thinking a good strategy would be to divorce when we are 40, so we can have sex 12% more often, and be 8% happier with it." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to LL Cool J Uses Elisabeth Hasselbeck As A Barbell: "LL Cool J MISTAKES Elisabeth Hasselbeck FOR a DUMBbell ‚ÄĒ‚ÄĒ There I fixed it." And! "Well, she is a lightweight; intellectually as well as physically." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hillary Clinton, Standing By Her Man While Under The Microscope: "Esquire: when I read it, I hate it. So many short, declarative, sentences. So much grammar, that is so questionable. So much frothing - frothing over women as they relate to men. Men. Esquire. Try a comma."

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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