Thirsty Thursday! Raise a glass and give a hearty Skål to the best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heavenly Bodies: "The bride knew a bridesmaid had gone missing in the bustling mishap but in her happiness, thought nothing of the weight of her train." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Older Singles Having More Sex - But What's "Single," Anyway? : "Ok, so I kind of promised to not divorce my husband, but now I'm thinking a good strategy would be to divorce when we are 40, so we can have sex 12% more often, and be 8% happier with it." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to LL Cool J Uses Elisabeth Hasselbeck As A Barbell: "LL Cool J MISTAKES Elisabeth Hasselbeck FOR a DUMBbell —— There I fixed it." And! "Well, she is a lightweight; intellectually as well as physically." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hillary Clinton, Standing By Her Man While Under The Microscope: "Esquire: when I read it, I hate it. So many short, declarative, sentences. So much grammar, that is so questionable. So much frothing - frothing over women as they relate to men. Men. Esquire. Try a comma."

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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