Friday's best comments will put a smile on your face and a song in your heart:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Malaria-Carrying Mosquitoes Love A Good Kegger: "Is it because mosquitoes like to get... buzzed?" ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Dating Game: "I'm well below average on expenditures but well above average with number of blokes dated! I've achieved manconomy!" ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Britney Banned From Going Braless; Lady Gaga Wants Plastic Surgery: "Breasts are meant to run wild and free. Right on Britney! Free the Mali-boob two!" ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Buy This Now: Panties Offer A Preview Of What's Inside:

Come on and see see see
Panty Tuxedo.
He will be
Parachuting for your pleasure
Sailing seas in search of treasure.
Anything so he can measure
Up to men
That's Panty Tuxedo
A small panty
Who tries but can't succeed-o
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.
That's Panty Tuxedo and his tales



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