Tuesday's best comments are ever so clever!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hot Under The Collar: "If he sees his own sparkles, it's 6 more weeks of contractually obligated mall tours." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to We'll Drink To That: Beer Was Invented By Women: "And then the ladiez said 'let there be beer.' And there was. And it was good. You're welcome, World." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Kate Middleton's First Interview: Frustratingly Insipid:

Once for her birthday, Mummy had the most delightful birthday party where we all put gherkins in our bums! And at Christmas last year, mummy made a yule log with marzipan leaves and mushrooms, and daddy screamed at mummy because he said it looked like a great horrid turd, and daddy threw it right out the window! And then grannie broke a bottle of claret over daddy's head! And then we all went to Windsor Castle. Tra-la-la! The Queen was busy baking mini pizzas in her play-kitchen out of the most darling little kit, and Prince Philip was tipsy and doddering about wearing only a lederhosen and a pair of dingy knickers! His nipples were chafed like little red Christmas berries; it was terribly festive! Daddy put on a suit of armor and smoked his pipe. Hooray!

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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