It may be cold outside, but these comments are hotter than the Devil dancing on Georgia asphalt:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Rush Limbaugh: "I'm A Huge Supporter Of Women": "I know what movement he speaks of: Every time he opens his mouth, a turd falls out." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "It Was...The Toilet Paper!": "See, this is why I mill my own toilet paper from mature birch trees and angel's tears. Sure, it's more work, but my ass is worth it. Happy Rump Day!" ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Meter, Paul & Hairy: "Is that a moleskine notebook he's holding? Is tomorrow's Dirt Bag going to be full of Pauly D's poetry?

Gym, tanning, laundry
Creeping on chicks in Jersey
It's hard to be me."

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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