Thirsty Thursday! So many amazing comments today. They all deserve our toasts:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 8 Reasons Women Should Be Excited For Apple's "iPad": "I'm pretty sure an ipon would be more comfortable. Even if it does take longer to figure out how to use it." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Us Weekly Concerned About Shiloh's Sexuality, Wearing Of Jeans: "I don't think she looks like a little boy so much as a little badass. I'd kick it over a beer with her." ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Baby's Got Back: Spring Fashion Ads Take Things Lying Down: "Whenever I see a cute guy coming towards me, I like to collapse randomly onto the sidewalk and lie there in a very awkward position. This is how I demonstrate that I am sexually available. " ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to John Edwards Finally Acknowledges Paternity Of Baby Daughter: "Edwards is about as good as timely apologies as the Catholic Church. (Zombie Galileo says thanks for that 1992 shout out!)" ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heidi's Near-Death Experience; The Jolie-Pitts' Secret Cave " If Cleopatra were alive now, you can be sure Octavian would order her to get a paternity test for her son by Caesar. Or they would do it on Maury." And! "Ah yes, this reminds me of Cleopatra's immortal words after her crushing defeat at Actium: 'Dammit, if only I had bigger tits, this never would have happened!'" (To Which You Say: "Fair enough, but she already had a great asp.") ‚ÄĘ Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lady Gaga At Radio City: My Night With The Little Monsters: "(RAH)¬≤ (AH)¬≥ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)¬≤ + OOH(LA)¬≤"

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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