Thirsty Thursday! So many amazing comments today. They all deserve our toasts:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 8 Reasons Women Should Be Excited For Apple's "iPad": "I'm pretty sure an ipon would be more comfortable. Even if it does take longer to figure out how to use it." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Us Weekly Concerned About Shiloh's Sexuality, Wearing Of Jeans: "I don't think she looks like a little boy so much as a little badass. I'd kick it over a beer with her." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Baby's Got Back: Spring Fashion Ads Take Things Lying Down: "Whenever I see a cute guy coming towards me, I like to collapse randomly onto the sidewalk and lie there in a very awkward position. This is how I demonstrate that I am sexually available. " • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to John Edwards Finally Acknowledges Paternity Of Baby Daughter: "Edwards is about as good as timely apologies as the Catholic Church. (Zombie Galileo says thanks for that 1992 shout out!)" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heidi's Near-Death Experience; The Jolie-Pitts' Secret Cave " If Cleopatra were alive now, you can be sure Octavian would order her to get a paternity test for her son by Caesar. Or they would do it on Maury." And! "Ah yes, this reminds me of Cleopatra's immortal words after her crushing defeat at Actium: 'Dammit, if only I had bigger tits, this never would have happened!'" (To Which You Say: "Fair enough, but she already had a great asp.") • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lady Gaga At Radio City: My Night With The Little Monsters: "(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)²"

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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