Oh, is it a holiday? Well, these comments are working:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "The Women Are Just As Vain As The Men… They're Label-Conscious Too": "Trashionistas." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Carey Mulligan Took A Bottle Of Vodka To The Golden Globes: "And people say I'm weird for taking a small bottle of vodka to the gym." And! "Stars! They're just like us! Except replace 'Golden Globes' with 'family reunion,' and 'small' with 'coma-inducing sized.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Brave Blogger Tries "Pink Button" Genital Dye: "Finally, 'He's been drinking the Kool-Aid' can take on a dirtier, less political meaning." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Giuliana Rancic's Red Carpet Diet Obsession: "Wanted: Experienced celebrity interrogator and infotainment spokes-model. Must be able to spout appalling nonsense endlessly and with no self-awareness. Ability to make entire conversation about self a plus!"

This week, Hortense is out. Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to the Tips line at tips@jezebel.com.



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