It's been a slow news week; good thing our readers are so quick-witted. The best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab: "I thought a "boy-toy" was supposed to be younger. Is Lady Gaga dating an eighth grader? 'My Pokemon face, my Pokemon face, mah-mah-mah Pokemon face.'" Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab: "On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that people refer to him as "Motherfucker, The Rainbow." Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Present Time: "Wall a by damned, a lump of coal." Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Present Time: "And a Hoppy New Year."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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