All hail the comments of the day!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hit Me With Your Best Shot: "This is nothing for him. He's used to dealing with pricks all day." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Back-Up Plan Trailer: Childbirth As Punchline: "I am going to just walk around with my arms in front of me wailing 'baaaaabies' instead of 'braaaaains.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Passion Of The Parsnip: Vegetarianism And The Feelings Of Plants: "The only truly humane diet is one in which no living thing has been cruelly murdered and devoured. Stick to the inanimate food items created by man: Cheetos, Mountain Dew, Twinkies, and Ramen noodles. The truly ethical and compassionate eater consumes only that which was created in a lab in Elizabeth, NJ."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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