Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately!

To wit: "I say breasts because I love women and I don't call them cans or big fat titties because I love my mother and I respect women."

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Bobby Bottleservice: Jersey Shore Audition Tape [Funny or Die]