Today's best:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Women And Memoirs: When A Little Narcissism Is A Good Thing: "I like to think that God loves me. Where's my advance?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Vintage Ads, Courtesy Of Sterling Cooper: "Village of the Damned: The College Years!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries: "Thank goodness for this. Now does anyone know how to get the wrinkles out of my brain? They help me think and remember stuff, but they make it look so old. What if I were to have brain surgery and the doctor was super dreamy and he opened my skull and was all, ew, what are you, 30? I'd be so embarrassed." And! "Finally, a stylish way to keep barbecue sauce out of your cleavage when eating ribs at nudist picnics."

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