Freaky Friday!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Judging A Book By Its Cover: An Artistic Analysis Of Going Rogue: "It looks like she's channeling Jack Handy, looking for some 'Deep Thoughts.' 'I always carry two dead wolves around so that when someone asks, 'Hey, can you lend me a hand?' I say, 'Sorry, cant. I got these wolves.'" You say: "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled: "Mr. Letterman, I know how you feel. It'll blow over, but they won't ever let you be president, those moralistic clowns. You did the right thing.
Yours,
Alexander Hamilton

PS: If someone challenges you to a duel, just say no."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please use the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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