What, you ask, could add to the (cute!) horror that is Florence's Pitti Immagine Bimbo (?) fashion fair? How about sticking fake mustaches and beards on the mini-models?

For those parents who want their kid to grow up to be the rich dude in a John Hughes film? You're in luck!

...and his female counterpart! "We're hanging at Gymboree." "Gymboree's over. We'll be at Build-a-Bear."

Oh, here's a mustache one! Because I know I want my son to look like a middle-aged member of minor German nobility summering on the Cape d'Antibes between the wars.

Cruisewear? A tennis lesson? Maybe a quick Juicy Juice with the girls? She's gonna make it after all.

"Yeah, we're opening for The Antlers? Where can we unload, man? Cool."

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Okay, this is actually just really cute.

All he wants is to escape to a vineyard and make his own grape juice. Maybe crayon.

For those days when you just need a little something extra...a fake mustache is really the way to go when starting a new school.

Quit playing games with their hearts; they have a record signing at Limited Too in five minutes.

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