Do you like fairy tales? Of course you do. You have a vagina. "Every woman's secret dream is to be the heroine in a fairy tale," Sarah Haskins explains. Naturally, commercials make this dream come true.

Even when they have the buying power, women are damsels in distress! Clip below.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Story Time [Current]

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