Last night, Glenn Beck β€” who was out sick β€” called his own show to discuss his disastrous View appearance, complaining for five minutes and six seconds about how the women complained about him for seven minutes.

To put it simply, he comes off like an asshole β€” on this topic, at the very least β€” no matter which show he's on. Of his time on The View, he said, "I knew it was gonna be bad. It turned into seven minutes of the most ridiculous who said hello to whom first I've ever seen." Meanwhile, all he's talking about is what they already talked about. Then the host subbing in for him referred to The View panelists as "knuckleheads." While we love to poke fun at Barbara et al for various reasons, they're Lenny and Squiggy.

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