Kelly Bensimon arranged a sit-down with fellow Housewife Bethenny, showed up 30 minutes late with no brarawn, and informed Bethenny that the two women are "not friends." Bethenny—and the rest of us—were like, "Doye."
To her benefit, Bethenny's calm demeanor made her come off way better than Kelly, who appeared unhinged, during the conversation. (The Botox in Bethenny's forehead also helped a whole lot, making her appear completely serene.) Anyway, Bethenny better watch her ass, because Kelly might punch her.