On last night's Little Miss Perfect, child pageant message boards were brought up. They provide a forum for some pageant moms to feud, body snark, and rail on the underage contestants and their mothers.
I guess these people need the internet drama to fill up their time, when they don't have a head of fake hair to be rolled or a pair of false eyelashes to glue onto a toddler.
This woman is discussing how amazing her daughter's "Wow Wear" routine will be, and how nothing could top it, even if the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith "came in with a marching band." Uh, if I saw the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith with a marching band, I highly doubt that anything, much less a child beauty pageant routine, would compare to the experience.