On last night's episode of Real Housewives, the classy Countess dispensed some dating advice to Bethenny, warning her to not be so strong or "sharp as a whip"... because men don't like equality.

First of all, there's no such thing as being "too equal." Being equal is like being alive: you either are or you aren't. Secondly, sometimes Ramona reminds me of Roger Rabbit.

And finally, what's up with Simon and Alex's elaborate dreamcatcher?