The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Gwyneth Shocks Onlooker By Crossing The Line: "After all these years, Willy Wonka is still disgusted by Veruca Salt." We say: Perhaps she can be renamed Augustus Goop? • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Michelle Obama Arrives At GMA Bearing Anecdotes, Modest Arms: "Bare arms are the leading cause of teenage pregnancy." We say: Our grandmother wore gloves and never got knocked up. Wait, what? • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Kim Kardashian: Folly Golightly: "Like a benign, fluid filled cyst, Kim Kardashian is really growing on me." We say: Hate to burst your bubble, but that's gross! You should put some kreme on that.