From the fashion story "Born to be Wild" to Jessica Alba's assertion that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, this month's Elle is ripe for ripping apart.
Whether it's the economic climate or anticipated change in weather that is driving the editors a little mad, this issue is full of interestingly insane fashion advice. For instance, it's okay to look just like we did last year (or just use the same cover model). There is also handy chart filled with pricey and impractically high neon shoes, which will naturally appeal to this economy's conscious consumer. And there's the culturally sensitive jewelry we should totally buy to show off all the valuable information we learned during Black History Month. Below find out what other crazy things Elle has in store for us this March.