Today's best and worst reader comments:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Yup.: "Is this release from Duh University or The Institute of No Shit?" You say: "I believe the report was written by one Dr O. Bvious." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Barbie's Runway: Big Hair & Lots Of Pink: "That first picture of the terrifying, all-seeing Barbie head has inspired me. I propose a new addition to the Barbie line: 1984 Barbie: Big Sister is Watching You (so put down that cupcake, fatty)FLATS ARE SLAVERY. HUNGER IS STRENGTH. MATH IS HARD." • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer: "This is not so much a dirt bag as it is a dirt-full-set-of-luggage. If this is really intended as a gossip round-up, let's try to be a little less verbose. PS - VANlentine's day? Mandy Moore is a HE? Might want to do a second round of editing here." You say: "WAH WAH TYPO WAH TANTRUM WAH WAH." I say: Thanks.