Today's Bestie is heteroflexible:

The Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Liz Lemon Meets Don Draper Jon Hamm!: "I'm a heterosexual man. I've never had any urge to be with a man in any way, though I'm hardly insecure or even the slightest bit phobic. I would fuck Joe Hamm down to the nub." We say: Dude. Get in line. • The Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Obama, Pelosi Cave On Contraceptive Funding (For Now): "Obama should just stop using fancy words we know he doesn't understand and just provide funding for "castration for the poor.' Kinda like the eunuchs in Ancient Egypt, they could do his bidding." You say: "What. The. Fuck?"