Double Bestie today, because you guys bring the lulz:
The Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Popped Collars: "And that other popping you'll hear is the sound of my vagina snapping shut." We say: Yours snaps shut? Ours has a huge steel door that drops down with a slam, like in Indiana Jones. Boys: Don't forget your fedora! • The Other Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Critter Crisis: "I knew I shouldn't have splurged on bamboo floors in my condo. Every time I look down, I will think of sad, hungry pandas." We say: How about we develop a new (floor)board game, Hungry Hungry Pandas?