As last night's episode illustrated, the Real World's self-proclaimed heterosexual, Chet, is into eyeliner, scarves and large dicks — and not in that order.

Judging from last week's premiere of the show, we knew that much of this season would focus on Chet's obvious sexual repression. In this clip, he marvels at his gay roommate's dick size, and then gets dressed up in an outfit — guyliner, faux hawk, "terrorist scarf" — that someone might wear if they were about step out as a "douchebag" on Halloween. He finds out that the bar he's going to with his roommates is in Chelsea, which he learns is a gay neighborhood that, according to one ill-informed roommate, is all about S&M.