Today's Bestie wants to be on top:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch: "I cannot smile with my eyes upon these frocks." We say: Sorry! The judges think you're a beautiful girl, but you must immediately return to the house and pack your bags. Don't you know smiling with your eyes is mandatory? • Bonus Bestie, in response to Political Arts & Sciences, is a visual. Oh, yeah! • Worst, in response to Meg Ryan Waits For It: "She is a bit sickly skinny and shapeless. She looks like depression feels." We say: We don't do that here, haven't you heard?