Friends, the Worstie today was shockingly bad.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to XXX! Sex Secrets Of Barbie And Ken: "I dated a girl built like Barbie once. She was nine feet tall, had no vagina and her head came off." You say: "And you never called me back either!" • Worst, in response to Can Michelle Obama "Save" American Fashion?: "Honestly don't understand the love for Michelle around these parts, especially the people calling her 'gorgeous' and such. I hate to be mean, but whenever I see her, I'm more and more convinced she looks exactly like Patrick Ewing." We say: Another day, another disemvoweling. You "hate to be mean"? Really? It appears you enjoy being an ill-mannered lout.