Today's Bestie comes to us from the Union of United Belt-Makers Union.



In response to Paris Hilton Belts It:
MEMORANDUM
DECEMBER 22, 2008
TO: Paris Hilton RE: Ugly Shirt
FROM: Union of United Belt-Makers Union

Ms. Hilton:

It has come to our attention that you have consistently abused our carefully crafted, union made products.


Exhibit A:

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Exhibit B:

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etc.

Given the current state of your wardrobe and the egregious affront to the UUBU that it constitutes, we are forced to revoke your right to wear belts, real or printed on a cheap polyester shirt. Failure to comply with this writ will result in us going Teamsters on your ass.

Thank you, and happy holidays. Also, sorry your shit got stolen, but since there were no belts missing, it obviously wasn't us.

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