If you've ever fantasized about Fozzie Bear nude (yeah, us neither) you'd have loved Monday's "Muppet (of Burlesque) Show" in Los Angeles.

Burlesque dancers dressed as Rizzo the Rat, the Swedish Chef and, obviously, Miss Piggy bumped and grinded while "Dizzy Von Damn! as Gonzo the Great closed out the night with excellent pasty twirling technique and a Muppet version of Frank Sinatra's 'I Did It My Way.'" If you're craving something a little more family-friendly, you're in luck: “A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa,” special airs tonight on NBC; we're guessing pasties are not involved. [BoingBoing, NYT]